Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet
another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our
differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I
don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin'
him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years
and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll
fight'em till I run him off or kill'em, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let
me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows
(yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in
the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest
Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he
took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
First Bull: "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time since I really
felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for
our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on
the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an
argument."
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the
dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some
of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Shit, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows
I'm a bull!"
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I've had two people I watch, who also watch me, tell me that they aren't seeing my submissions in their watch feed. I'm going to check on people who usually submit regularly to see if that's happening to them in my watch too...I wish they would get this damn thing organized so it works right. ..and.. while we are at it.. give us back the damned birthday notifications.. how hard can that be??? Jeez
No man is an island....
"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir." Charles Dickens.. "A Christmas Carol" With the state of the world the number of poor and hungry is increasing greatly. Many have lost jobs , and the jobs they had depended upon may never return...many who have jobs are earning much less now than they need to survive. They need our help. You wont be going on that extravagant vacation this year with the travel restrictions, there won't be gatherings where you can show off that shiny new bauble , or the fancy new clothes, or the cool new gadgets. Why not buy less and share some of your bounty with the less fortunate..it's by far the best gift you will ever give. Think of how many could be fed
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Veterans Day is a day to remember , reflect, and give thanks to all who served and are serving to guarantee our freedom and way of life... Thank a Veteran today
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I assume it happens automatically somehow..but I would be very interested in knowing how to disable "likes a comment" posts!.. 2/3 of my inbox its "..such and such likes a comment" .. I do not need to know this.. .. I'm happy if you like my comment.. but this is something I DO NOT need to be told.. I would be ecstatic if someone knows how to shut that function off!! End of Rant UPDATE: If anyone else is of the same opinion , Stygma as kind enough to provide a link to go voice your suggestion to allow us a way to disable "likes" PLEASE Go Here https://www.eclipsefeedback.com/?username=Stygma&waDaRef=ioueKckx The more people suggest it, the more likely they will think of adding it.
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lol that one's going in the memory bank...