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Thu Jul 31, 2014, 4:49 PM
One day three salesmen went to a farmer. They asked him if he wanted to buy some of their products. He said, "All right. Wait here until I come back with the money...-but don't touch my daughter while I'm gone!"

When he came back, he found them all on top of his daughter. He pointed his shotgun at them and said ,"Go out to my garden, pick 10 things, and come back in here."

The first salesman came in there with 10 cherries. The farmer goes, "Ok, shove them up your butt and you can go." So, not wanting to be shot, the salesman shoved the cherries up his butt and he was free to go

The second salesman came in with 10 oranges. Again, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt. After he had done that, the salesman started laughing. The farmer asked, "what's so funny?"

The salesman replies, "The other guy's out there picking watermelons."

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ZeMargouillat Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Thank you for the fav David ;) (Wink) SunSunSun
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
my pleasure Jean-Marc
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Bernardumaine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for faving :D
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
my pleasure sir.. she didnt post yet  so I commented on her profile with a thumb of it
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Bernardumaine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Traditional Artist
:D
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
=D
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Atriiwriter Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
Thanks for the llama badge, God bless!
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:thumbsup:
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EarthHart Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Many Thanks for the favour, Dave :iconwineplz:
Sorry for the delay. I've been spending a lot of time over at Beiths, and getting back very late :sleep:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no worries mr Will
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